Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
After tacos, we're chasing women.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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