Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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