i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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