let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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