No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.