the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10