I heard we made out
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?