Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?