O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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