U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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