i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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