can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just high enough for therapy.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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