He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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