I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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