He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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