is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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