I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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