i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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