I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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