I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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