I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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