why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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