If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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