Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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