You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Shame is for Republicans.
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