my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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