if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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