I must be too annoying 4 u.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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