C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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