My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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