I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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