nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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