i may or may not be watching the land before time
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
You ruined the universe
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