I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
