Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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