she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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