She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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