marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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