Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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