wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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