piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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