i need an iv and a liver transplant
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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