Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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