Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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