Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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