: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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