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garbage dick
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you win
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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