No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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