I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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