whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You were trust falling into bushes
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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