Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
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Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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