After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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