Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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