I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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