Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
The beer is more important than you right now.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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